The Brain and I *who rules?*

Does anybody have like to separate minds like one good one evil or is it just me...
I thought like I had issues, but meh.
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You're thinking... ya this person does have issues, who names themselves FATSTRAWBWERRY2A ?

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BrrrrrrriiiiiIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGG there goes my brain alright...

It's 8:02am, good timing, nice one brainy!

ME: breakfast, great! (Btw I have NOOO appetite for breakfast) 

Brain: you CAN'T EAT YOU HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE
CAN EAT BREAKFAST!!!

ME: think positive, think positive

Brain: THINK NEGATIVE THINK NEGATIVE

ME: I GIVE UP *throws a cucumber at the ground*

Brain: time to brush your teeth

ME: shut up man like give me a frigin break

Brain: jeez u don't have to yell at me.

ME: I don't have to brush my teeth. SCREW TOOTHBRUSHES

Brain: you just had a dentist appointment don't u wanna keep it clean???

ME: that is true but I had a dentist appointment for a reason, to clean my teeth
duh other than checking cavities...

Brain: LAZY

ME: fine ill do it ok just shush

Five hours later...

Brain: Yo don't you have like a swim practice???

ME: ya thanks brain for reminding me. U know you can be really useful but you can also be a pain in the ass.

Three hours later...

ME: UGGGGG SHOOOSH YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY

Brain: issues *shakes head*

wait which head?

same one I suppose

ME: going on deviant art

Brain: shouldn't you be...
ME: BBBLLLLLLLAAAAAAAABLLLLLLLAAAAAAA
* like honestly ill have the instant replay of the bring going in my head when I woke up then hearing brainiac blab *

ya that's it for now gotta go.

 Brain is the most important organ you have- says the brain